[Jael is wandering the ship and thus doesn't notice when her shadow begins to move of its own volition.

And she probably wouldn't have noticed at all. Until it begins to speak.]

Hun, I think you need to get wasted.

[Jael jumps practically a foot in the air, whirling around to look at whoever just spoke. Seeing no one there, Jael frowns in ( Read more... )

[Geez, she hides out in her room for two days and the network explodes.]

Um.

What's going on?